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sodomymcscurvylegs:

ruinscape:

french weed joke:

80

[Sideye Intensifies.]

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super-lestrudel:

kirbycrow:

somesickcat:

nbchannibal:

Oops.

noNOnononONonononono

Oh my… that’s… not…

well then…..thank u nbchannibal

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alkonium:

Well, that certain sums up my feelings towards Google.

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Another week of bald-faced liberal lies on ‪‎Cosmos.

"Our sun is a star…" claims Mr. Tyson, clearly ignorant of the sacred literature that claims otherwise.

If you read closely (and sing along with) The Itsy Bitsy Spider, the evidence is clear:

"Out came the SUN and dried up all the rain, and the itsy bitsy spider climbed up the spout again."

I don’t recall it saying “out came a nearby star”, do you?

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dommifox:

They’re gonna eat all the chickens…

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buzzfeedent:

SHIRTLESS. NEVILLE. LONGBOTTOM.

Giving hope to awkward-looking children everywhere.

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Sooo… that happened.